If I’m going to be stuck at home for the foreseeable future, I might as well tell you a little story. It was back when you could hop on a flight and only be anxious about crashing into an icy mountain or tumbling into the sea. Now, I’m worried about a plague, all alone, in front of a computer. Don’t call me a pessimist, but now that I’ve found the time to sit down and actually write this, you’ll be graced by the best thing to come out of this crisis. Just after New Year’s, my